{"product_id":"shitty-kitty-leather-jacket-relic","title":"SHITTY KITTY LEATHER JACKET RELIC","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\"The washed up athlete- turned gang leader of the Shitty Kitties of Kepler 609-c went missing this last cycle. It is speculated she took a nap too near a black hole, others say she has changed her ways, joined a space nunnery and is on a journey of repentance. The remaining criminal members of the Shitty Kitties would be fighting among themselves due to the the sudden leadership vacuum if they weren't so lazy. \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThis collection of gear was recovered from her locker and are being made available for purchase. We would prefer these go to a Sportzball Hall of Fame museum but we have space gambling debts to pay so first come , first served.\"\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThis is a modified real leather jacket from a seller who is no longer on etsy. It is a bit tight on my biceps ( 13\" around )  but otherwise fits like a women's medium ( up to 38\" bust ) It is 17\" across at the bottom waist when laid flat. Sleeves are 24\" long.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThis has been painted with a Shitty Kitty patch attached. \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe sponsor logos are iron on glow in the dark vinyl but unfortunately many are peeling off.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e They feature references that people from Chicago or San Antonio will probably get . Others are just made up bullshit or nerd references.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe shoulders are semi flexible urethane with translucent plastic chains that can light up using the three button LEDs under the armor bits.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe left side is decorated with milagro good luck charms ( athletes are superstitious! ) and has hooks to display your own luck bringing relics. The ball of yarn is a Sportzball trophy.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"missmonster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53233862082854,"sku":null,"price":585.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0087\/1002\/files\/PXL_20260521_215611959.PORTRAIT.ORIGINAL.jpg?v=1779402239","url":"https:\/\/missmonster.myshopify.com\/products\/shitty-kitty-leather-jacket-relic","provider":"missmonster","version":"1.0","type":"link"}