{"product_id":"shitty-kitty-relic-cat-ear-headband","title":"SHITTY KITTY RELIC- CAT EAR HEADBAND","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\"The washed up athlete- turned gang leader of the Shitty Kitties of Kepler 609-c went missing this last cycle. It is speculated she took a nap too near a black hole, others say she has changed her ways, joined a space nunnery and is on a journey of repentance. The remaining criminal members of the Shitty Kitties would be fighting among themselves due to the the sudden leadership vacuum if they weren't so lazy. \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThis collection of gear was recovered from her locker and are being made available for purchase. We would prefer these go to a Sportzball Hall of Fame museum but we have space gambling debts to pay so first come , first served.\"\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThis is for a finished cyber kitty ear headband worn by Shitty Kitty! Everything still lights up ( there are three on\/off buttons connected to battery packs inside the ear pucks.) The ear puck foam needs to be reglued and the fiberoptic whiskers need some work!\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"missmonster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53233702437158,"sku":null,"price":265.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0087\/1002\/files\/PXL_20260521_184425962.PORTRAIT.ORIGINAL.jpg?v=1779392658","url":"https:\/\/missmonster.myshopify.com\/products\/shitty-kitty-relic-cat-ear-headband","provider":"missmonster","version":"1.0","type":"link"}