SHITTY KITTY SPORTZBALL POSTER

You may have seen these while on Kepler 609c in the only habitable location known as Neotropolis! If you didn't get to pilfer one there, now is your chance! Now welcoming our new sponsor LEET...it's a drink!

11 x 17" on 80lb cardstock! Each will have a holographic sticker of authenticity and will be signed by Shitty Kitty herself! ( a $99 value )

These will be mailed rolled in a tube.

(These will be standard issue and NOT defaced like shown in the video below, feel free to deface your own copy!)

I will be taking preorders for these until 5/15/2023!

Former X-Orbital Sportzball champion herself and leader of the worst ( yet slowly growing!) gang of Neotropolis 2023 OFFICIAL EVENT…. SHITTY KITTY! One of the most famous cat spliced athletes in Sportzball history, subject SH-K was spliced from a young age and trained to become an elite orbital athlete. Rising to the top of her game during space college and professional career where she earned the nickname Shitty Kitty due to her antics, several famously telestarred scandals began to dim a career of high hopes. Defrauding space orphanages, exposure of her charities as tax shelter pump and dumps, on the constant run from space bookies, and drawing ire from multiple sponsors ,Shitty Kitty went into sudden retirement. Never one to miss a chance to make money she assembled a gang of fellow cat spliced outcasts to fleece the populace of Neotropolis, the gang of cats was just too lazy to be effective and dispersed last cycle. It is rumored she has been back at Neotropolis and is attempting to recruit new members but in typical S.K logic, is recruiting cat spliced individuals again so the threat to the populace is again, very low.