SHITTY KITTY LEATHER JACKET RELIC

"The washed up athlete- turned gang leader of the Shitty Kitties of Kepler 609-c went missing this last cycle. It is speculated she took a nap too near a black hole, others say she has changed her ways, joined a space nunnery and is on a journey of repentance. The remaining criminal members of the Shitty Kitties would be fighting among themselves due to the the sudden leadership vacuum if they weren't so lazy. 

This collection of gear was recovered from her locker and are being made available for purchase. We would prefer these go to a Sportzball Hall of Fame museum but we have space gambling debts to pay so first come , first served."

This is a modified real leather jacket from a seller who is no longer on etsy. It is a bit tight on my biceps ( 13" around )  but otherwise fits like a women's medium ( up to 38" bust ) It is 17" across at the bottom waist when laid flat. Sleeves are 24" long.

This has been painted with a Shitty Kitty patch attached. The sponsor logos are iron on glow in the dark vinyl but unfortunately many are peeling off. They feature references that people from Chicago or San Antonio will probably get . Others are just made up bullshit or nerd references.

The shoulders are semi flexible urethane with translucent plastic chains that can light up using the three button LEDs under the armor bits.

The left side is decorated with milagro good luck charms ( athletes are superstitious! ) and has hooks to display your own luck bringing relics. The ball of yarn is a Sportzball trophy.